what the hell did i just say?

August 14, 2009

as of today, i am now officially the go-to expert of saying weird and eccentric things in conversation. i mean, the moment that they come out of my mouth, they baffle even me. i’m surprised that i even have friends without having some sort of socially appropriate filter installed over my mouth. it’s 2 parts amusing, 3 parts mortifying. sprinkle some lemon rind over it and it makes for one delicious socially awkward drink.

mrs. malaprop, eat your heart out.

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